Thursday, May 23, 2013

I have mono.

Mono. Also known as the Kissing Disease. Or the Drink From the Water Fountain After Another Infected Person Disease. Or the I Share My Straw Too Much Disease. Whatever you want to call it, it sucks. But according to the internet, which always speaks the truth, once you get it, you won't get it again. Although, I don't know if that compensation is worth it.
This is a dramatized depiction of how I feel right now:




These biological reactions translate into equally unpleasant physical reactions.


So, all in all, I haven't found an upside to mono yet. Advice: stay away from water fountains.

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